Without further ado:
Here we go...
Pre-Show Dark Matches:
Best with a headlock, but Sky gets out and arm drags Best 3 times. He goes to grab Best, but Best pulls him face first into the turnbuckle. Best slams him and hits a kneedrop. He goes for the pin, but Sky kicks out. Best tries another kneedrop, but Sky rolls out of the way. Sky hits a double axehandle as he springboards off the top rope. He flies off the ropes with a shoulder tackle, and finishes Best off with a reverse cross body off the top rope for 3.
WINNER: SKY by pinfall.
Deonta Davis vs. Elvis Pridemoore.
Deonta attacks Elvis from behind, but Elvis quickly reverses things in his favor. He knocks Deonta down across the ropes and jumps across his back, and hits his finisher for the 3.
WINNER: ELVIS by pinfall.
That concludes tonight's pre-show dark matches. I always recommend watching
the episode first on TV or online before reading the rest of the report.
Again, you can check it out on OVW's official website late Thursday
afternoon/evening at www.ovwrestling.com/tv
and on WBNA ion-21 in the Louisville area Saturdays at 9AM with replays
on Wednesdays currently airing at 7PM (check local listings).
Gilbert Corsey, Dean Hill, & Michael Titus are all on commentary with Shannon the Dude as the ring announcer.
Shiloh was not in a good mood and dominates. He chops, hits, and chokes Robbie. He flings him across the top rope, and then throws him through the ropes, onto the apron. He pounds Robbie across the chest with forearms, and then hits a neckbreaker back into the ring. He locks in a mandible claw for the win.
WINNER: SHILOH by submission. After the match, Chris Sharpe tries to confront Josh Ashcraft, but Josh continues walking to the back.
"The Justin Bieber of Professional Wrestling" Dylan Bostic & "The Mexicutioner" Robo De Luna come to the ring pushing a wheelchair, laughing and making fun of Michael Hayes. They are interviewed by Gilbert Corsey, and Bostic tells Gilbert that him and Dean Hill stuck their noses where they didn't belong. Had they not ran in the ring, they would have ended Hayes for good. He goes on to say that they honorably won the OVW Southern Tag Team Titles, and retired Michael Hayes. He says if Hayes needs a job, he heard IHOP is hiring.
Adam Revolver comes out and says that he knows they have history, but when they were fighting over the tag titles, they never tried to take Hayes out. Yes, they did lie and cheat, but they never tried to injure him. He wants Ali to consider him to fill in as his partner if Hayes isn't cleared to wrestle before the next Special. Ali declines and says that Hayes is his partner.
Backstage, the new OVW Women's Champion, Jessie Belle, is interviewed by Stephon J. Baxter. She says that she is smarter than everyone thinks she is, and as long as she has money, she wouldn't mind calling on Randy Royal again for help if she needs it. This leads us into...
Royal makes pretty quick work of Leon, finishing him off with a forearm shot to the back of the head for the 3.
WINNER: ROYAL by pinfall.
Timmy "Talks Too Much" Danger comes to the ring with OVW Heavyweight Champion, Marcus Anthony. He talks about Marcus winning and the fact that Jamin Olivencia will have to work his way back up from the bottom if he ever wants another shot.
Referee Chris Sharpe comes out to the ring and confronts Danger. He says he left his job, because in the middle of that match, Josh Ashcraft (who still won't give him any answers), told him there was a family emergency. He says there wasn't one, and tells Timmy Danger that he knows he has to be behind it and is a lying piece of money crap. Timmy says he doesn't know anything and asks how his family is doing. Sharpe says he's a cheater and knows that Jamin would have won had he not left. Timmy gets mad about the accusations and tells Marcus to lock Sharpe in the Crimson Omen.
Jamin runs out and makes a beeline at Timmy, chasing him around the ring. Marcus gets out and blocks Jamin's path, and Timmy and Sharpe try to hold back Marcus and Jamin. Jamin says he wants to talk facts. Fact: he should be the OVW Heavyweight Champion. Fact: he was screwed by Timmy Danger. Fact: roll the footage, because he has video proof. (The ending to the main event where Danger holds Jamin's foot to keep him from reentering the ring before the 10 count is shown). Jamin says someone else saw this footage, too. OVW Owner, Danny Davis! He says next week, Danny will be here to make a special announcement regarding the next Special. He says he can promise 2 things that will happen at the Special. He is going to take the title away from Marcus, and he is going to break Timmy's face!
Melvin throws Gunn around and goes for the bearhug, but Gunn rolls out of the ring. He grabs Melvin and pulls him out, ramming him into the side of the ring. Back inside, he goes off the ropes, but runs into the bearhug from Melvin. He elbows Melvin in the head to break out. Gunn takes Melvin's knee out and works it over. He tries to pin him, but Melvin kicks out. Melvin rolls Gunn up for 2 as Gunn argues with referee Joe Wheeler. Gunn hits Melvin and tries to suplex him, but Melvin reverses. Melvin clubs Gunn across the back, hits a powerslam, and locks him in the bearhug for a tapout.
WINNER and STILL OVW TV CHAMPION: MELVIN by submission.
After
the match, Shiloh Jonze walks out to ringside evil eyeing Gunn, before returning to the back.
"The
Pastor of Disaster" Rev. Stu Miles comes to the ring once again to say
the cleansing is coming. Today's word of the day is holy. As in, all the fans' mouths are missing teeth, and all their clothes have holes in them from buying them at Goodwill. He says the fans cheer for scum. For instance, they cheer the devil's music with Ryan Howe. They cheer the vanity of Melvin Maximus. They cheer a murderer like Michael Hayes. They cheer for someone full of envy, like Jamin Olivencia, who just can't get the OVW Heavyweight Title he covets so much. He says he cleansed OVW of the most disgraceful wrestler of all in Paredyse, and now OVW is more of a "paradise" without him. He blesses the fans, hallelujah.
Eddie F. Diamond vs. The Bodyguy.
The Bodyguy's music hits, but he doesn't come out. It plays a second time and he is pushed out by Melvin Maximus. Everyone laughs and the "Bodygirl" chants start again. EFD lifts up his dress for added humiliation. EFD puts him away with the Cripwalk Crossface and the Bodyguy must continue wearing the dress until he wins a match.
WINNER: EFD by submission.
After
the match, Dean Hill & Gilbert Corsey joke that Bodyguy should start coming out to "Dude Looks Like a Lady".
This ended the TV taping.
Post-Show Dark Matches:
WINNER: HOWE by submission.
After
the match, Fabiano tells Howe he hurt his feelings. He can make it better if he plays his guitar. Yesssss! Howe puts his headband on Fabiano and they rock out together to end the show.
This episode of OVW TV will be up online tomorrow. As always, thanks for reading!
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