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Saturday, December 20, 2014

OVW TV #802: "Blinded By the White"

This is the OVW Report for Saturday, December 20, 2014. This episode can be seen on WBNA-21 in the Louisville area on Saturday, January 3, 2015 at 9AM and 10PM, and online on Monday, January 5 at In this episode, the Fabulous Free Bodies are in action, Michael Hayes takes on Dapper Dan in the main event, Michael Titus has a gift for Trailer Park Trash, plus more!

Once again, I will provide a quicker recap with the holidays approaching.

Without further ado:

Here we go...

Pre-Show Dark Matches:

Eric Locker (w/Shiloh Jonze & Josh Ashcraft) vs. Dave Lo.
Locker totally dominates the match, which includes Josh choking Dave, and Shiloh chopping Dave on the outside while Locker had the ref distracted. After pulling him up twice, Locker finally puts him away with the T-Bone Suplex.
WINNER: LOCKER by pinfall.

That concludes tonight's pre-show dark matches. I always recommend watching the episode first on TV or online before reading the rest of the report. Again, you can check it out on WBNA ion-21 in the Louisville area Saturdays at 9AM and 10PM (check local listings) and on OVW's official website Mondays at

Jim Cornette & Gilbert Corsey are on commentary, and Gilbert is also the ring announcer.

Leon Shelly (w/Deonta Davis) vs. "Wrestling's Rockstar" Ryan Howe.
Leon gets in a little offense after Deonta interferes, but Howe comes back, knocks Deonta off the apron, and hits the neckbreaker, strumming fistdrop, and Chart Topper to Leon for the 3.
WINNER: HOWE by pinfall.

The speakers in the arena were not working, but Michael Titus came out to the announce table with a present in hand. Basically, the gift was for Trailer Park Trash, and Titus said he went too far.

Again, the speakers in the arena were not working, but the Congregation comes out and says the good word is 'hillbillies'. Miles says the fans are hillbillies.
"Apostle" Jake Glasure (w/ Jade Dawson & "Pastor of Disaster" Rev. Stuart Miles) vs. Adam Wyld.
Apostle uses his power early, but Wyld fires up, dropkicks Miles & Jade off the apron, then hits the Springboard Kick off the ropes for the 3.
WINNER: WYLD by pinfall.

"Rudo" Raul LaMotta vs. Eddie F. Diamond.
Raul with the quick start, but EFD fires back with forearms and a back elbow. Raul reverses an attempt at the Cripwalk Crossface, and kicks EFD. He goes for the underhook DDT, but EFD reverses out, and does get the Crossface on for the tapout.
WINNER: EFD by submission.
After the match, Mary Jane comes out and plants a kiss on EFD's cheek. Silvio Security's Big Trevor comes out and tells Mary Jane to leave.

Elvis Pridemoore & "Primetime" Robbie Walker vs. OVW Southern Tag Team Champions "The Fabulous Free Bodies": The Bodyguy & Big Jon.
Every time Big Jon gets the opponents down, Bodyguy gets in and loses the advantage. Elvis & Robbie work over Bodyguy's arm. Elvis is doing well, and gets on the ropes as the ref is trying to get Robbie back in his corner. Big Jon goes over, and chokeslams Elvis off the ropes, allowing Bodyguy to get the 3.
Randy Terrez comes out and tells referee Joe Wheeler what happened, and Joe reverses the decision.
The Free Bodies attack Terrez and leave him laying in the ring.

OVW TELEVISION TITLE: Dapper Dan vs. Michael Hayes (c).
Dan uses his strength to power over Michael. He works on his leg and locks in a single leg Boston Crab. Michael gets to the ropes. Michael comes back with some hard chops, a backdrop, and a slam off his shoulders. He goes for the pin, but Dan kicks out. He sets up for the facebuster, but Adam Revolver runs out and throws baby powder in Michael's eyes. Dan recovers and hits the German suplex for the 3.

Michael Titus is back out and Trailer Park Trash comes out for the gift. Titus reveals a picture of a really old person (think "Cryptkeeper" from Tales of the Crypt) saying it's the final picture ever of his dead dad. TPT breaks the picture over his knee and goes after Titus.
The War Machine runs out and attacks him, which brings out Danny Davis.
Next thing you know, the locker rooms clear, and we have total mayhem in the ring.
All the superstars and referees are trying to pull Eric Locker, TPT, Danny Davis, & Shiloh Jonze apart.

This ended the TV taping.

Post-Show Dark Matches:

Eddie F. Diamond & Rump Thump vs. OVW Southern Tag Team Champions "The Fabulous Free Bodies": The Bodyguy & Big Jon.
Quick tags early between EFD & Rump, as they work over Bodyguy's arm. Bodyguy gets Big Jon in, and they work over EFD, and Jon works over his knee. EFD finally gets the tag to Rump. Rump jabs Bodyguy and takes him down. He rams Bodyguy and Jon's heads together. EFD goes flying out on Jon, but Jon catches him and slams him on the apron. Bodyguy rolled under the ropes and Rump is trying to suplex him in. Jon runs over and pulls Rump's legs out from underneath him, and Bodyguy falls on top of him and gets the 3.

I will surely be tweeting between now and the Saturday Night Special (@TheBrianCannon), but as for OVWmania, we are going on Christmas vacation! Have a very Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and we will see you in 2015! As always, thanks for reading!