Without further ado:
Jade Dawson (w/"The Pastor of Disaster" Rev. Stuart Miles & "Apostle" Jake Glasure) defeated The Assassin when Miles distracted the referee and Assassin, allowing Glasure to sneak in and low blow Assassin.
"Manbeast" Ted McNaler came out to remind everyone that there is a special fundraiser show on Friday night for Hearts in Motion. They will be helping less fortunate in Guatemala. He will face his former partner Adam Revolver.
Adam came out and attacked him from behind, and said Ted can raise all the money for "guacamole" he wants, but he won't beat him.
Dean Hill & Gilbert Corsey are on commentary, and Shannon the Dude is the ring announcer.
Rump grabs a mic and says that Dapper Dan cannot run any longer. He talked to Jim Cornette and they will have an OVW TV Title match at SNS with no countouts!
"Wrestling's Rockstar" Ryan Howe defeated The Mexicutioner in a back and forth match by DQ after Mex's partner Randy Terrez threw a chain to him and the ref caught him with it. Terrez & Mex argued in Spanish following the match.
Michael Hayes defeated "The Ultraviolent" Chris Silvio. Silvio accidentally knocked out referee Joe Wheeler. Adam Revolver ran out and gave his title to Silvio to use. Silvio goes to hit Hayes, but Hayes hits him with a shot to the gut. Adam then throws in a chair. Mohamad Ali Vaez comes out and distracts Hayes, but Eddie Diamond runs out and grabs the chair from Silvio, and DDT's him on it.
Hayes gets the pin, but Ali & Adam attack Hayes after the match.
Rump Thump defeated OVW Heavyweight Champion Adam Revolver by DQ. Rump hit the Thump, but Dapper Dan ran out and attacked Thump, giving him a German suplex.
NEXT WEEK: The Nightmare Cup Semifinals! Trailer Park Trash & Danny Davis face the War Machine, and Walk on the Wylde Side face the Fabulous Free Bodies!
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