Without further ado:
Jeff Jarrett's Global Force Wrestling was in attendance tonight, and they had several GFW items for sale including autographed pictures and an autographed guitar.
Terry Boddie & Gilbert Corsey are on commentary, and Terry is also the ring announcer.
Josh Ashcraft leads the War Machine out for action. He has a bluetooth attached and talks about having several more connections than Michael Titus ever did, and says he has promised gold to the War Machine. He says they will put their opponents in rehab.
"The War Machine": Shiloh Jonze & Eric Locker (w/Josh Ashcraft) vs. Adam Wyld & "Primetime" Robbie Walker.
"Ultraviolent" Chris Silvio (w/Big Trevor & Mary Jane) vs. "Wrestling's Rockstar" Ryan Howe.
Silvio calls Mary Jane into the ring and she gets on her knees. He tells her to say she's sorry. As Silvio is yelling at her, Eddie Diamond runs out and attacks Silvio. Silvio retreats and tells Eddie that they fight again at the next SNS. He wants to up the ante, and tells Eddie that if he wins, he gets Mary Jane and can do whatever he wants with her, because he doesn't need her. He will "pass the trash", if you will.
He says the only miracle will be getting the OVW Heavyweight Title off of him. Michael Hayes comes out of the curtain, trying to fight his way through referees, Trailer Park Trash, & Jim Cornette. Cornette gets in the ring and says he is sick and tired of this.
At the next Saturday Night Special, there will be a triple threat with Adam defending against Ali & Michael. He says may the best man win and everyone else needs to shut up.
As always, thanks for reading!