Without further ado:
Rump Thump defeated "Apostle" Jake Glasure (w/"The Pastor of Disaster" Rev. Stuart Miles) in a good back-and-forth match. Jake hit a powerslam and locked in a bearhug, but Rump came back and hit the Thump after a distraction by Stu backfired.
Dean Hill & Gilbert Corsey are on commentary, and Gilbert is the ring announcer.
Mohamad Ali Vaez & the Congregation come to the ring, and Ali sits and talks about giving Eddie Diamond a chance to forfeit his match at Saturday Night Special.
Eddie comes out and acts as if he will grab the mic from Ali, but locks him in the Cripwalk Crossface. The Congregation turns around and attacks Eddie.
Ali hits 2 of his patented neckbreakers and the double underhook DDT.
The locker room emptied to pull them apart and Jim Cornette also came out. He says this place obviously isn't big enough for both of them. At SNS, they will have an anything goes match, and the loser will leave OVW!
Randy Royal ran out with a baseball bat to run them off. He challenged them to a tag match at SNS, and Shane accepted, telling him he just signed their death warrant.
Several superstars came out and the War Machine retreated.
Jim Cornette came back out with Danny & Trash close behind. Trash had a kendo stick that he kept smacking across the announce table, and Danny had a sledgehammer. Cornette says the War Machine cowardly took off, but he has an idea. Great American Wrestling's Chris Lash has been asking about a main event for a live show in Knoxville on Friday, May 8. He says it will be the War Machine with Josh Ashcraft against Danny Davis & Trailer Park Trash with Jim Cornette in their corner, and they can bring a calculator to add up the combined ages of the three of them and to also count the knots they put on each of their heads after it's all said and done.
"Rudo" Raul LaMotta defeated Elvis Pridemoore after Elvis missed a leap on Raul, and Raul rolled him up with a handful of tights for the 3.
They fought to the back and Ryan Howe came out.
He tells Revolver that he escaped losing tonight and to him last week. Howe talked to the powers-that-be and has a TV Title match at SNS. Revolver goes to hit him with the title, but Howe ducks and takes Adam down. Revolver comes back and takes out Howe's bad knee and locks in a Figure-Four, telling Howe he will not walk out champion, and he won't be walking anywhere.
The Assassin came out and had a face-off with Trevor, but nothing else transpired as Trevor left the ring.
"The War Machine": Big Jon & Eric Locker (w/Josh Ashcraft) defeated Eddie Diamond & Adam Wylde. Jon & Locker ran back in through the side entrance after their music played 3 times. After dominating most of the match and wearing out Eddie, Eddie got the hot tag to Wylde. Wylde hit some dropkicks and went up top, but was caught in the T-Bone Suplex by Locker for the 3.
Don't forget the SNS is this Saturday! Ali defends the OVW Heavyweight Title against Eddie Diamond, Adam Revolver defends the OVW TV Title against Ryan Howe, Randy Royal & Rump Thump face Vic the Bruiser & Shane Williams, Randy Terrez faces the Mexicutioner in an anything goes match where the loser must leave OVW, plus much more!
As always, thanks for reading!