Without further ado:
"Pastor of Disaster" Rev. Stuart Miles is upset at Jade again, saying that's twice he messed up. Next, Jake Glasure will get it done for the Congregation.
"Pastor of Disaster" Rev. Stuart Miles yells at Jade all the way to the back, saying it's all his fault.
Dean Hill & Gilbert Corsey are on commentary, and Gilbert is the ring announcer.
After the match, Stu blames Jade for them losing the 3 matches earlier tonight, for letting a heathen like Eddie Diamond win the OVW Title, disgracing the name of the Congregation, and making Mohamad Ali Vaez leave to never return. He wants to know if Jade is still in this, and says the only way for him to show his loyalty is to get on his knees and kiss his feet. Jade says Stu should kiss his @**. Jade goes to leave, but he gets attacked from behind by Jake. Jake hits some big powerslams and leaves him laying.
Stu says the Congregation will not have to worry about anything being Jade's fault again!
Adam Revolver makes his way out and says she shouldn't make a mistake being with Howe. Jessie says they are just friends. Adam says if they are friends, how about the two of them be friends, he has a six-pack and they can go hang out. Jessie says she doesn't need a pale, pasty, past his prime person like him. Adam grabs her by the arm, but is chased away by Howe.
Howe says he didn't have to defend the TV Title tonight, because he will defend against Revolver Saturday.
Adam said this was the last time Raul would attack from behind, and this is the last time he would run away from a fight, because they have a match at the Saturday Night Special.
King Shane Williams (w/Vic the Bruiser) defeated Dave-Lo. Shane controlled most of the match, especially with outside help from Vic. Dave tried to rally a bit, even hitting a missile dropkick, but went up top again. Vic got on the apron, but Dave kicked him off. Shane recovered and leaped and kicked Dave in the head off the top rope. Shane then hit the flying fistdrop for the 3. After the match, Vic & Shane continued to beat on Dave. Mexicutioner came out and fought with them, but got double-teamed.
Randy Royal finally returned with a crutch in hand, and ran them off. He said there's no need for excuses why he hasn't been here, but he knows they had something to do with it. Come Saturday, it's butt-kicking time as Randy & Mex face Shane & Vic.
"The War Machine": Big Jon & Eric Locker (w/Josh Ashcraft) defeated Dre Blitz & Elvis Pridemoore. Jon & Eric dominated, and Jon hit a huge chokeslam on Blitz for the 3.
After the match, Josh Ashcraft sent a message to Danny Davis, Trailer Park Trash, & Jim Cornette, saying they would kill them at the Saturday Night Special.
During intermission, Trevor Steele came out and challenged the Assassin to a match at Saturday Night Special. Assassin accepts.
Don't forget that the Saturday Night Special is this Saturday, May 9! Jim Cornette, Danny Davis, & Trailer Park Trash go up against Josh Ashcraft & the War Machine, Ryan Howe defends the OVW TV Title against Adam Revolver, Randy Royal & the Mexicutioner face Vic the Bruiser & King Shane Williams, plus more!
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