Without further ado:
Here we go...
Pre-Show Dark Matches:
"The Bro Godz": Dustin Jackson & Colton Cage (w/DL3 & Jaylee) defeat "The Bro God Body Doubles". Dustin & Colton have a push-up contest and flex-off with their doubles before telling them that they are done with them and want their gear back.
The doubles throw their vests at them, but the Bros quickly throw one out of the ring, and hit the snapshot on the other for the 3.
"The Boy Wonder" Sam Thompson attacks Dr. Ted McNaler, pantsing him and pushing him down as he gives his valentine, Brittany, a flower and a card. He reads him a poem "Roses are red, violets are blue, your jokes suck, and so do you!" He says anytime, anywhere, 1-on-1 and throws a twizzler at him.
That concludes tonight's pre-show dark matches. I always recommend watching the episode first on TV or online before reading the rest of the report. Again, you can check it out on WBNA-21 in the Louisville area Saturdays at 11AM and 9PM (check local listings) and on OVW's official website Mondays at www.ovwrestling.com/ovw-media.html.
Josh Ashcraft, Mike Lacett, & Gilbert Corsey are on commentary, and Brittany is the ring announcer.
We have a NEW OVW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
OVW WOMEN'S TITLE: Jaylee (c) vs. Torey Payne ends in a double countout. A quick start for Torey, until she is tripped up by DL3 & the Bro Godz. The ref throws them out. Torey takes Jaylee down with a twisting neckbreaker for 2. She goes up top, but Jaylee rolls out and goes for her title. Torey grabs her and throws her back toward the ring. Jaylee takes off again and Torey chases after her to the back.
Floyd keeps it locked in after the match until Kevin Giza runs out and Floyd runs off.
Logan James comes out and rolls Floyd back in. Giza & LJ throw him off the ropes, but Floyd holds the ropes and rolls out and takes off.
ANARCHY TITLE TRIPLE THREAT QUALIFIER: DL3 defeats Billy O & Amon. Chains, garbage cans, aluminum trays, and wet floor signs are all used.
DL3 & Billy even team up for a moment to try and take down the demon. The Bro Godz run out to attack Billy and hit the snapshot on him.
Cardinal runs out and goes after the Bros, fighting with them to the back. The Void runs out and attacks Billy as he gets back up, and then Aloicious Hamilton runs out.
Alo fights with the Void & Amon to the back. Michael Hayes then comes out and hits Billy with his slam and goes out for a mic. DL3 sneaks back in and gets the 3 on Billy, then rolls out and hides under the ring.
After the match, Hayes says this is crap. He says Dean Hill is a joke, Randy Royal is over the hill. He is going to sue Dean Hill and take over this company. He wants a rematch for the title right now! Dean comes out and says he has been dealing with this for months, Hayes trying to burn the American flag, Hayes causing chaos. He tells Hayes he's done with this. He's fired!
Post-Show Dark Matches:
Big Zo & "Livewire" KTD defeat Nigel Winters & "The Vet" Apollo "Showtime" Garvin. Nigel locks in a headlock and says he is smarter than Zo. Zo knocks him down and throws him into the corner for a Zo train. KTD tags in and they hit a double suplex. They control for a bit until Apollo kicks KTD in the back off the ropes. Nigel takes control with an armbar and Apollo tags in. Apollo works over the arm and Nigel wants back in. KTD rolls him up for 2. Apollo gets back in and takes KTD down and mocks Zo. Nigel wants back in again, and KTD rolls him up in a small package for 2. Apollo again tags in and works over KTD. Nigel wants in one more time. He throws KTD off the ropes and goes for a dropkick, but KTD holds onto the ropes. He tags in Zo, but Nigel goes to tag Apollo, and Apollo jumps off the apron and leaves him behind. Nigel turns into a big slam from Zo. Zo then launches KTD off the top rope for a splash onto Nigel for the 3.