OVW TV 1212: Jessie Becomes Mr. PEE-Tacular!

This is the OVW Report for Thursday, November 3, 2022.

TONIGHT:

-Omar Amir meets up with Luscious Lawrence 1-on-1!

-In Rush Division action, Luke Kurtis presents the "Certified Open Challenge", and Star Rider returns to face TW3!

-In Women's action, Alice Crowley looks to continue her winning streak against Judi Hendrix, and Tiffany Nieves is in action against Shawna Reed!

-Plus, in the fallout from No Rest for the Wicked, Anthony Catena squares off with Tony Bizo, Shalonce Royal celebrates her Women's Title victory, Jared Kripke faces Deget Bundlez, Big Zo & Big Beef are hungry for tag team action, and much more!

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Without further ado:

Here we go...

PRE-SHOW:

Eric Cornish is the ring announcer.

"The Mercenary" Garrisaon Creed vs. "Superior" Tony Evans.

A quick start for Creed, who gets Tony into the corner and delivers some big uppercuts. Tony comes back with some offense, but Creed fires back with some clotheslines, a high knee in the corner, and a dropkick off the middle turnbuckle. He gets Tony up on his shoulders, but Tony elbows off and rolls Creed up with a handful of tights for the 3.

WINNER: EVANS by pinfall.

"The Valedictorian of the Harvard of Professional Wrestling" KarDaniel Tobias Dunn vs. "Dreamweaver" Wayne Moxxi.

Dunn tries to cheat to gain the upperhand. Moxxi fires back and clotheslines Dunn. Dunn takes Moxxi down and leaps off the turnbuckle for an elbow, but Moxxi gets the foot up. Moxxi puts Dunn away with a super kick for the 3.

WINNER: MOXXI by pinfall.

OVW TV (HOUR 1):

Josh Ashcraft, Bryan Kennison, & Dancin' Stevie J are on commentary, Eric Cornish is the ring announcer.

"Hustla" Deget Bundlez (w/"Elusive" Eric Darkstorm) vs. "Big Whiskey" Jared Kripke.

Deget slaps Jared. Jared slaps him back and goes off the ropes. Eric grabs his foot and Deget clotheslines him inside out. Jared comes back and takes out the leg. He goes up top and hits a frog splash, but Eric puts Deget's foot on the ropes. Deget hits him from behind and hangs him across the top rope. Deget slings him across the ring and hits him in the corner. He slings him out and then slings him a third time. Jared starts to fire back, but gets caught leaping off the top. Deget presses him over his head and lets him fall flat on his face. Deget charges him in the corner, but eats a boot. Jared leaps off with an overhead neckbreaker. Eric distracts him and Deget connects with a kick to the back of the head for the 3.

WINNER: BUNDLEZ by pinfall.

We see a video of Freya the Slaya and Aaron Grider going to a hotel to "make some beautiful music" and to "play some games"!

"Big Beef" Gnarls Garvin & Big Zo vs. Nikeem the Dream & Colby Cain.

Zo with the early offense against Nikeem. Nikeem with an elbow and tags in Cain. Cain gets squashed by Zo and he hits the Are You Serious legdrop. Beef tags in and hits a double underhook suplex. Nikeem tags and leaps in, but Beef bats him out of mid-air. He tags Zo and they deliver a double splash for the 3.

WINNERS: BEEF & ZO by pinfall.

We see more video of Freya the Slaya and Aaron Grider at the hotel. Aaron thinks they are going to play games like "Sorry" and "Trouble", but Freya was thinking more adult games. Aaron says he has "Parcheesi" and "Risk" too. Freya says no, he seems a little tense. Let's see what can be done to ease him up.

"RUSH DIVISION TITLE CERTIFIED OPEN CHALLENGE": "Certified" Luke Kurtis (c) vs. Callen Vance.

Luke handpicks Vance to be his opponent, even though Wayne Moxxi & Kal Herro both came out as well to answer the challenge. Luke chops Vance in the ropes, but Vance comes back with a headscissor takedown. Luke back with some more chops, but Vance flips over Luke off the ropes and nails a dropkick. Luke takes him back down and locks in the COA for the tapout.

WINNER and STILL RUSH DIVISION CHAMPION: KURTIS by submission.

"Big Al" Alice Crowley vs. "Savage, Not Average" Judi Hendrix.

Judi with some quick offense. She hits some arm drags, but Alice comes back and chops her in the corner and hits some forearms. Alice goes for a backdrop, but Judi blocks it. Alice reverses into a suplex. Judi blocks another backdrop and elbows Alice in the head. She forearms her and clotheslines her down. She goes for another move, but it's blocked. Alice then hits her with not one, not two, but three backdrops and gets the 1-2-3.

WINNER: CROWLEY by pinfall.

OVW National & Heavyweight Champion Ca$h Flo joins commentary.

"The Midwest Monster Hunter" Bo Sawyer vs. "The Indian Lion" Mahabali Shera.

Shera slings Bo across the ring. He shoulders him in the corner, then hits the Sky High off the ropes for the 3.

WINNER: SHERA by pinfall.

After the match, Ca$h gets in the ring and has a staredown with Shera.

"The Complete Package" Tony Bizo vs. Anthony F.N. Catena.

We get a shoving match, then Bizo clubs Catena from behind. He delivers a snapmare and pounds him in the side of the head with some hard rights. Catena fires back and goes for a reverse cross body off the ropes, but Bizo moves. He chokes Catena in the ropes. Bizo with a suplex. He kicks Catena, but Catena fires up. Bizo takes him back down and hits the Bizo Buster off the ropes for 2. Bizo misses a charge and Catena drops him with a neckbreaker. Catena tries to hang Bizo over the rope, but Bizo pulls loose. Catena hits him from the apron, but Bizo charges into him shoulder first and knocks him to the floor. Bizo goes out and suplexes him on the ramp. Back inside, Bizo locks in a chinlock. Catena with a chinbuster to get free. He hits a fameasser. He delivers the hot shot, then goes up top and nails a flying elbow drop. He finishes Bizo off with a twisted DDT for the 3.

WINNER: CATENA by pinfall.

We see more video of Freya the Slaya and Aaron Grider at the hotel. They are in the bed and Freya turns the light out. She then says Aaron really is special!

OVW TV (HOUR 2):

Josh Ashcraft, Bryan Kennison, & Dancin' Stevie J are on commentary, Eric Cornish is the ring announcer.

Turbo Floyd (w/Truth Magnum) vs. "The Fanny Pack Kid" Kal Herro.

Turbo with the early advantage. Kal fires back and slams him. He dropkicks Turbo through the ropes. As Kal goes to get back in, Truth grabs his foot. Kal pulls him up to the apron, but Turbo hits Kal from behind to knock him to the floor. Turbo goes out and rolls Kal in. Turbo is in control and Truth tries to give support in his own way from the outside. Dimes comes out and knocks out Truth. The distraction allows Kal to roll Turbo up in a small package for the 3.

WINNER: KAL by pinfall.

Jack Vaughn addresses what happened at No Rest for the Wicked. He is the first ever 2-time Kentucky Champion. He overcame crooked management and referees jumping in front of his punches to get him suspended. He always has an ace up his sleeve though. He wants to thank his friend, the godfather of his child, the best man at his wedding, and the person who helped train and mentor him, Lyle Douglas Basham. Doug comes out and says he didn't even know Jack before he showed up at OVW last year. He definitely wouldn't be the godfather of a child whose father has such a ridiculous mustache. Ryan Von Rockit comes out and says he has had a bad week and now he finds out they were colluding with one another. Doug says that didn't happen. Ryan wants to face one of them right now. He has nothing to lose. Jack says Doug is putting on an Oscar worthy performance, but if Doug doesn't want to admit it, he will bring proof next week that Doug is his brother.

"The 80's Baybee" TW3 vs. "The Star of the Show" Star Rider.

TW3 with some quick knockdowns. Star comes back with a dropkick and headscissor takedown. TW3 with some quick offense, knocking Star from the ring. TW3 leaps out on him. Star hangs his head over the rope and flips out on TW3. Back inside, he catches TW3 with a slingblade for 2. TW3 comes back after moving out of the way of an elbow drop. He hits a dropkick and slingblade of his own. Star catches him with a super kick and dropkicks him. He goes up top and hits a Coup De Grace for the 3.

WINNER: STAR by pinfall.

In the back, Jessie Godderz is flanked by three security guards. One of them gets cattle prodded as they go to follow Jessie out. Tony Gunn can be seen standing there, sipping a drink out of his flask.

Shalonce Royal comes out to celebrate becoming the new OVW Women's Champion opera singing with Ryan Von Rockit on guitar. She says on October 29, everyone was able to witness history and wants everyone to join her in celebrating her as the OVW Queen.

In the back, Jessie Godderz hears a commotion in the other room. He's down to just one security guard now. The lights then go out, and the last security guard and Adam Revolver are taken out. Tony Gunn then chases after Jessie with the cattle prod.

"The Daughter of 1,000 Maniacs" Shawna Reed (w/ZDP) vs. "La Princesa" Tiffany Nieves.

Reed grabs Tiffany by the throat, but Tiffany goes on the offense, hitting her and clotheslining her. She slams her as ZDP gets on the apron. Reed sits up and attacks Tiffany from behind. Tiffany fires back and hits a running leg and clothesline. ZDP is on the apron again. Reed spews something in Tiffany's face and the ref calls for the bell as Tiffany is burning and can't continue.

NO CONTEST.

"Mr. Juicy" Luscious Lawrence vs. Omar Amir.

They shake hands and lock up. Luscious gyrates and Omar pushes away. Off the ropes, Omar leaps over Luscious and smacks his butt. Luscious shakes it. Omar with a dropkick. Omar goes for a suplex, but Luscious reverses. ZDP & Shawna Reed come out to the ramp to distract them. Ronnie Roberts & D'mone Solavino roll out from under the ring and sneak in behind Omar & Luscious. They turn around and get red mist spewed in their faces.

NO CONTEST.

Tony Gunn then chases Jessie Godderz into the ring with the cattle prod. Jessie begs off and wets himself. Jessie's security runs out, but Gunn takes them out as Adam Revolver runs out and helps Jessie run off.

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