Without further ado:
Here we go...
Pre-Show Dark Matches:
Elvis Pridemoore vs. Eddie F. Diamond.
Elvis controls early and in a scary spot, drops EFD on his head. EFD comes back with some dropkicks, but Elvis takes him back down. Elvis misses an elbow drop, and EFD is able to lock in the Cripwalk Crossface for the tapout.
WINNER: EFD by submission.
Del Cardinal vs. Flash Flanagan.
Flash chops Cardinal and works over his arm. Del Cardinal comes back and works over Flash's shoulder. Flash back with more nasty chops, a slam, and jumps off the second rope with a reverse legdrop for the 3.
WINNER: FLASH by pinfall.
Back and forth this goes as Jessie Belle misses a bronco buster. Lylah with a slam, but then misses a buttdrop. Jessie jumps on Lylah's back and locks in a sleeper hold and Lylah goes out.
WINNER: JESSIE BELLE by knockout.
That concludes tonight's pre-show dark matches. I always recommend watching the episode first on TV or online before reading the rest of the report. Again, you can check it out on OVW's official website late Thursday afternoon/evening at www.ovwrestling.com/tv and on WBNA ion-21 in the Louisville area Saturdays at 9AM with replays Wednesdays at 9PM after WWE Main Event.
Backstage, Shannon the Dude catches up with OVW Owner Danny Davis. Danny says there are a lot of questions about the situation between Jamin Olivencia, Timmy Danger, and Johnny Spade, and he will answer them in the ring tonight.
OVW TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP: Shiloh Jonze (w/Raul LaMotta, Clint Poe, Nick Dumeyer, & the Masked Marauder) vs. Paredyse (c).
Before the bell rings, referee Chris Sharpe throws the Marauders out. However, the Masked Marauder sneaks under the ring. Shiloh hits Paredyse from behind. Paredyse fights back and hits Shiloh outside and around the ring. He hits a bronco buster inside, but Shiloh grabs him and throws him out of the ring. He hits Paredyse's head against Shannon the Dude's chair at ringside. He controls for a bit until Paredyse roars back. He kisses Shiloh and kicks him in the head. He goes to the top rope, but Shiloh grabs Sharpe, and the Masked Marauder pushes Paredyse off. Shiloh goes for the pin, but Paredyse is out at 2. The Marauders come back to ringside, but Flash Flanagan comes out with the kendo stick and hits them all. Shiloh goes out and hits Flash from behind, and the rest of the Marauders gang up on him. Paredyse returns to his senses, goes up top, and leaps to the outside onto all of them. Paredyse and Flash team up to take them on.
Paredyse grabs a mic and says if Flash will be his "partner" at SNS, he wants a tag match against the Marauders. The crowd chants "Yes" and Flash says the fans answered for him.
Backstage, the Mobile Homers are taking bets again. Jamin Olivencia walks by and is caught by Shannon the Dude. Shannon asks him about Danny Davis' announcement. Jamin says he is sure Danny will do what is right for business.
Leon Shelly vs. "Strongest Gamer Alive" Marcus Anthony.
Leon ducks Marcus' offense early and strikes Marcus, but to no avail. Marcus slams him hard and locks him in the full nelson for the submission win.
WINNER: MARCUS by submission.
WINNERS: EVAN & DYLAN by countout.
Backstage, the Bodyguy tells 4M that he is ready for his big match for the Women's Title against Lei'D Tapa. Johnny Spade walks in and Bodyguy tells him that Danny Davis is making a ruling about the restraining order tonight. Spade says him and Danny Davis go way back and he's not worried as he walks off. Bodyguy tells 4M it's time to go put a dingbat in their place.
The Bodyguy comes out and runs down women wrestling, saying they should be in the kitchen or sewing something. Tonight is a warm-up before "the big one" at SNS.
WINNER: BODYGUY by pinfall.
Backstage, Michael Hayes & Mohamad Ali Vaez confront the Mobile Homers. They say that their gambling scheme has went on long enough and they aren't sure about their title defense that the Mobile Homers don't deserve at SNS. Ted McNaler says they gave them their word. Hayes & Ali say they did and will defend their titles at SNS, but if they win, they get control of the Mobile Homers gambling scheme so they can restore order to the locker room. Ted agrees and tells Adam Revolver not to worry, the odds are in their favor.
Danny Davis comes out and says he wants to hear from each person involved in the main event at SNS and calls out Jamin Olivencia.
He asks Jamin his side of the story. Jamin says that he knows, Danny knows, and the fans know that Timmy Danger is full of crap. He proved it last week, and thinks he deserves to get his OVW Heavyweight Title back. Danny agrees, but says this is a family show, and it is viewed all over the world. Toy gun or not, what he did last week was unacceptable, and he cannot give him the title back. Danny then calls out Timmy Danger and Johnny Spade. Timmy appears on the monitors and blabs on about it being a miracle he recovered and how unsafe it is to be in the ring with Jamin Olivencia. As far as he's concerned, Jamin should have had to just forfeit the match and hand the title to Johnny Spade. Danny wants Timmy out to the ring.
Spade sneaks out and superkicks Jamin behind Danny. Danny tells him to leave the ring or he'll be suspended and won't fight for the title at SNS. He tells Timmy that he has 1 minute to come to the ring or he'll be suspended or fired. Timmy finally comes out and Danny says he knows he is a liar and has an option. He can either rip up the restraining order, or let Johnny Spade forfeit the title shot. He gives him 5 seconds, and at 5, he finally gives in and rips it up. Danny says the stipulation is now on. If Jamin defeats Spade at SNS, he gets 5 minutes with Timmy Danger!
This ended the TV taping.
Post-Show Dark Matches:
Clint Poe (w/Shiloh Jonze, Nick Dumeyer, & Raul LaMotta) vs. "The Welsh Colossus" Rob Terry.
Rob pretty much dominated except for a moment midway through where Rob was knocked out of the ring and ganged up on by the Marauders on the outside. Rob takes out Raul & Dumeyer and finishes Poe off with a leg submission, making Poe tap.
This episode of OVW TV will be up online tomorrow. Don't forget the SNS is THIS SATURDAY! Jamin Olivencia vs. Johnny Spade, Ali & Hayes vs. the Mobile Homers, Paredyse & Flash vs. the Marauders, Lei'D Tapa vs. the Bodyguy, and much more! As always, thanks for reading!
WINNER: TERRY by submission.
After the match, the Marauders attack Rob. Paredyse comes out and swings the TV Title at them to run them off.