Without further ado:
That concludes tonight's pre-show dark matches. I always recommend watching the episode first on TV or online before reading the rest of the report. Again, you can check it out on OVW's official website late Thursday afternoon/evening at www.ovwrestling.com/tv and on WBNA ion-21 in the Louisville area Saturdays at 9AM with replays Wednesdays at 9PM after WWE Main Event.
Flash Flanagan comes to the ring and says he forgot how good it feels to come to the ring and hear people cheer. He says he knew what he was getting into with the Marauders, but first he calls out Trailer Park Trash.
He wants to know why he got involved last week. Trash comes to the ring and Flash says he doesn't like him, and he doesn't need or want his help.
The Marauders come to ringside and Shiloh says that only he decides when you are no longer a Marauder. Trash grabs the mic from Flash and says he's leaving since he doesn't need his help. The Marauders surround ringside and attack Flash. Trash has to run back out and help Flash fight them off again. The Marauders retreat and Shiloh says they are both dead men.
Jay Bradley & Rob Terry vs. "Double Platinum": Rockstar Spud & Ryan Howe.
We get a rematch from last week with mostly the same result. For most of the match, Rob & Jay work over Spud. Spud gets a hot tag to Howe. Howe comes in firing away on Jay. Howe dropkicks Rob over the top rope. He goes up top and tags Spud. He's set up for the Chart Topper, but Jay grabs him and flips him over the top rope and to the floor. He takes Spud and tags Rob. They hit the double powerslam for the 3.
WINNERS: JAY & ROB by pinfall.
After the match, Jay & Rob aren't done. They grab Spud and fling him hard into the barricade at ringside twice! Spud has to be carried to the back by referees and superstars.
Evan Markopoulos (w/Ray Lyn & Dylan Bostic) vs. Eddie F. Diamond.
Evan attacks EFD from behind as Dylan tries to get him to pose for a picture with Ray Lyn. EFD fires back, but misses the Soulja Boy Shuffle. Evan misses a toss of brass knucks from Dylan and EFD takes Evan down. He goes for the Soulja Boy again, but Ray Lyn gets in the ring as Dylan takes pics. Evan sneaks up behind EFD, hits him with a leg sweeping Rock Bottom-like finisher and gets the 3.
WINNER: EVAN by pinfall.
OVW SOUTHERN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP: "The VIP Club" J. Best & Roberto De Luna vs. "The Mobile Homers" Ted McNaler & Adam Revolver (w/Brittany Devore) (c).
Ted & Adam keep Best in the ring the entire time. Ted knocks Roberto off the apron and while the ref tries to keep him out, Ted & Adam hit the Double Wide on Best for the 3.
WINNERS and STILL OVW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: HOMERS by pinfall.
Ted & Adam say they weren't even supposed to defend the titles, but they are fighting champions. Since they did defend them, they won't have to defend them again for 30 days, meaning they will be heading into 2014 as the champions.
Michael Hayes & Mohamad Ali Vaez come out. They tell them that there is one more live event in 2013, on December 28 in E-Town, KY. It was supposed to be the end of a tag team title tournament that the Mobile Homers won. Now, they will take the Mobile Homers place and the Mobile Homers will have to defend the titles against them at that show.
OVW WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP: Ray Lyn vs. The Bodyguy (w/4M) (c).
The Bodyguy grabs a mic and says he doesn't want to deal with being Women's Champion anymore and people calling him "Bodygirl". He says he is just going to lay down and let Ray Lyn pin him. He lays down, but Ray Lyn lays down beside him. He says to get on top of him, but she smacks him, thinking he means something else. He is getting frustrated and goes after Ray Lyn, but the Assassin's music hits.
Assassin takes Bodyguy out with a clothesline, causing a disqualification.
WINNER and STILL OVW WOMEN'S CHAMPION: BODYGUY by DQ.
NON-TITLE MATCH: "Strongest Gamer Alive" Marcus Anthony (w/Timmy Danger) vs. OVW Television Champion Paredyse.
Paredyse gets in some strikes early, but then Marcus overpowers Paredyse for most of the match. Marcus locks in the full nelson and Paredyse passes out.
WINNER: MARCUS by knockout.
Marcus locks in the full nelson again. Jamin Olivencia runs out for the save, and Marcus & Timmy hightail it from the ring. Timmy gets back in the ring behind Jamin and hits him in the back.
Jamin turns and goes after him, but Marcus gets back in and locks in the full nelson on Jamin two different times, leaving him lying for a second straight week.
This ended the TV taping.
Post-Show Dark Matches:
There were none tonight due to the double taping.
This episode of OVW TV will be up online tomorrow. As always, thanks for reading!