The Congregation comes out and "The Pastor of Disaster" Rev. Stuart Miles says the good word for today is 'sacrifice'. The fans like to think that Jamin Olivencia, Melvin Maximus, Rump Thump, & Ryan Howe care about them, but they don't. They have never sacrificed anything for them.
The Assassin comes out and has heard enough. He goes to give the massive clothesline to Miles, but Miles moves and pulls Jade Dawson into harm's way, and Jade is taken out as Miles escapes the ring.
Dean Hill & Gilbert Corsey are on commentary, Shannon the Dude is ring announcer.
Backstage, Michael Titus is on the phone when he is approached by Timmy Danger. Danger tells him that tonight's main event will consist of Adam Revolver & Marcus Anthony vs. Michael Hayes & Melvin Maximus.
Titus Enterprises comes out and Michael Titus says that after the Saturday Night Special, Marcus Anthony will once again be champion, and Cliff should just retire and go home. Cliff calls Adam Revolver "Ms. Clean", calls Marcus a baboon, and then says if Titus wants some, he'll rip off his "Conan O'Brien" hairstyled head and punt it into the Ohio River.
The odds are evened up as Michael Hayes & Melvin Maximus join in the ring. Cliff says he knows they have a tag match later and asks Michael if he's a gambling man.
Hayes says he is tonight and says how about a stipulation where the man who gets the pinfall, will also get to pick a stipulation for their respective match at the Special. Titus agrees.
Leon Shelly & Deonta Davis vs. "TerreMex": Randy Terrez & the Mexicutioner.
After the match, Gilbert interviews TerreMex. Terrez says he had to help Mexicutioner get away from the sham that is Titus Enterprises. He says they also have a goal of becoming tag team champions. Mexicutioner speaks in Spanish.
Backstage, we see Jamin Olivencia in his locker room. Timmy Danger walks in, but Jamin slams him into a locker and tells him he doesn't like Timmy and was cost his top spot because of Timmy. He says they aren't friends. Chris Silvio walks in and says it doesn't matter if they're friends, but the two of them are partners and he needs him out in the ring next.
"The Wild Boyz": Eddie F. Diamond & "Party Starter" Bud Dwight vs. "Silvi-O-livencia": Jamin Olivencia & "The Psychadelic Superstar" Chris Silvio (w/Mary Jane).
Locker & Shiloh run in after the match and attack Silvi-O-livencia.
Dapper Dan vs. "Primetime" Robbie Walker.
Backstage, Michael Hayes & Melvin maximus are talking match stipulations, when Timmy Danger walks up. Hayes says he doesn't trust Danger, but Danny Davis has given him a second chance. He said actions speak louder than words as him & Melvin leave, leaving Timmy to ponder over what was said.
Shiloh Jonze & Eric Locker vs. "TerreMex": Randy Terrez & the Mexicutioner.
OVW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE:
Melvin Maximus (c) vs. Marcus Anthony (w/Michael Titus)
Special Referee: Timmy Danger
OVW TELEVISION TITLE:
Adam Revolver (c) (w/Michael Titus) vs. Michael Hayes
OVW SOUTHERN TAG TEAM TITLES:
Silvi-O-livencia (c) vs. Shiloh Jonze & Eric Locker
This episode of OVW TV will be up online tomorrow. As always, thanks for reading!