Without further ado:
"Bad Boy" Shane Andrews (w/Jessie Belle) defeats "The Ladies' Man" Leon Shelly after Jessie pushes Leon off the top rope, and Shane connects with a frog splash for the 3.
Gilbert Corsey, Stephan Johnson, & Ron Hed are on commentary, and Shannon the Dude is the ring announcer.
Shannon the Dude starts yelling at Stephan Johnson to get out of his seat. He came to do commentary, not just be a ring announcer. He says he has big radio shows, and people like Michael Titus, Timmy Danger, Terry Boddie, and others have tried filling in at the announce table, but couldn't cut it. Whose butt does he have to kiss around here? Gilbert Corsey doesn't understand what has gotten into Shannon, and Shannon walks out.
The next femme fatale he can show us better than he can tell us...Lucy Blossom! Lucy says she is ready to drink a Poffo Pilsner and become OVW Women's Champion!
As Dean starts to leave, Big Jon makes his way out. He wants Erick Locker and says he will not leave the ring. Dean says he has enough to deal with right now, but promises that Jon will get Locker next week in a no holds barred match.
OVW TELEVISION TITLE: Devin Driscoll defeats "The Chosen One" Mitch Huff (c) after Driscoll low blows Huff with a foot below the belt and hits the Cutter.
After the match, Howe is walking toward the back when Royal comes back out with something in his hand and throws it in Howe's face. It appears to be some sort of hot liquid or acid, as he blinds Howe with it.
Chris Silvio comes out and wonders why he is the OVW Heavyweight Champion and he hasn't been booked yet for Brews & Bruises. Michael Hayes returns and says he is probably the last person Silvio expected to see, but he is back and was the last person to defeat Silvio. He wants to challenge him for Brews & Bruises. Silvio is beside himself and says he does not accept.