OVW TV 1189: Sorry About Your Da*n Luck!

This is the OVW Report for Thursday, May 26, 2022.

TONIGHT:
-OVW Heavyweight Champion Ryan Howe teams up with the OVW Kentucky Champion Jake Lawless to face their #1 contenders Omar Amir & Matt Vine!
-Women's action will see the #1 contender Haley J face Shawna Reed, and Freya the Slaya goes 1-on-1 with Tiffany Nieves!
-In Rush Division action, ZDP meets up with the Rush Division Champion Hy Zaya!

-Level X looks to gear up for their Chained Carnage match against Dysfunction by facing the Legacy of Brutality!

-Plus, the NEW OVW Tag Team Champions the PEC-Tacular Gunns hold a championship celebration, Dustin Jackson is back in action, and much more!

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Without further ado:

Here we go...

PRE-SHOW:

Eric Cornish & Linda Kay are the ring announcers.

"The Spark" Jada Stone & OVW Women's Champion "The Unstoppable Danger" Leila Grey vs. "Chemical X": "Savage, Not Average" Judi Hendrix & "Killjoy" Kolbe Maxx.

A good start by Leila, but Chemical X takes control against Jada. Jada & Judi double clothesline each other and tag out. Grey fires away on Kolbe and hits a high knee in the corner. She bulldogs her for 2 as Judi breaks the pin. Jada takes Judi out, Kolbe takes Jada out, then Leila hits the double underhook facebuster off her leg on Kolbe for the 3.

WINNERS: STONE & GREY by pinfall.

"Rudo" Raul LaMotta vs. "Mr. Juicy" Luscious Lawrence.

They lock up into the corner and Luscious shakes his groove thing. Raul is not pleased. Raul locks him up from behind and Luscious backs it up on him and Raul again is not enthused. Luscious catches a boot and spanks Raul around the ring. Luscious tries to kiss him, but Raul pokes his eye and claws his back. Raul with a kick. He takes Luscious down and drops a knee for a quick 1 count. Raul locks him in a stretch. Luscious fires up and hits the fameasser. He powerslams him off the ropes. He scoops Raul up and delivers the One Night Stand for the 3.

WINNER: LUSCIOUS by pinfall.

"Southern Discomfort": Jebediah Blackhawk & Snake Williams Jr. vs. "Big Whiskey" Jared Kripke & Joe Mack.

Discomfort attacks Mack & Kripke as they make their way into the ring. They take the fight to Kripke double teaming him. He escapes and makes a hot tag to Mack. Mack clotheslines them and gives a spinebuster to Snake. Jeb grabs Mack's foot from the outside and Snake hits him. They go for a double clothesline, but Mack ducks and clotheslines both of them. He nails Jeb with a big boot and picks up the 3.

WINNERS: MACK & KRIPKE by pinfall.

OVW TV (HOUR 1):

Bryan Kennison, Dancin' Stevie J, & Shannon the Dude are on commentary, Eric Cornish & Linda Kay are the ring announcers.

The PEC-Tacular Gunns are out for their championship celebration. They are interrupted by the Outrunners. Truth Magnum says it took 3 teams and a crooked ref to screw them out of the titles. Turbo Floyd says the official ruling is that they tapped out and they would never tap! Bankroll joins the party. Ca$h Flo says they were the former champions and not pinned. They deserve a rematch. Dark Kloudz comes out with Al Snow. Al says last week's tag team match was never signed off on, so unfortunately the titles will have to be held up. All 4 teams will face off in 2 tag team matches tonight, where the winners of each of those matches will meet next week for the chance to win the OVW Tag Team Titles.

"The Golden State God" Carson Drake vs. Dustin Jackson.

Dustin lights Drake up with some chops and hits the dropkick. Dustin kicks him and delivers some more chops. He gives Drake a back body drop, but then Drake kicks his knee out and pounds away on him. Drake locks up the arm and pulls him down by the hair. Dustin slams him off, then delivers another. He hits a running boot to the side of the head, then goes up top and connects with the Derby City Dive for the 3.

WINNER: DUSTIN by pinfall.

"Dark Kloudz": "Elusive" Eric Darkstorm & "Hustler" Deget Bundlez vs. "The Outrunners": Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd.

Eric tries to roll up Truth with the tights, then Truth tries to roll Eric up with the tights, but the ref catches each of them. Both teams try to cheat by not making tags. The Kloudz go for a double suplex on Truth, but Turbo catches him and they double dropkick the Kloudz. Truth gets caught in Dark Kloudz' corner and Eric clotheslines him inside out. Another no tag by the Kloudz, and Deget drops an elbow on Truth. He drops another, then tags Eric. Eric with a hard chop. Eric knees him in the face and chops him. He locks Truth up in a submission. Truth works up and gets thrown to the corner. Eric misses a charge and both men make tags. Turbo hulks up and takes Deget down with a neckbreaker drop. The Outrunners go for their finisher on Deget, but Eric takes Truth down off the ropes. Deget shoves Turbo out. Turbo hits Eric on the outside and throws Deget's feet off the ropes as he tries to pin Truth. Truth then rolls Deget up and his feet on the ropes with Turbo's help to pick up the 3!

WINNERS: OUTRUNNERS by pinfall.

"The Queen of the North" Freya the Slaya vs. Tiffany Nieves.

Freya charges in and goes right after Tiffany. Freya with a big slam and Tiffany comes back locking Freya's head up with a submission. Freya sets her on the top turnbuckle. She kicks Freya away as she tries to come at her. Tiffany leaps off on Freya and goes for the 10 punches, but gets thrown off at 4. She runs into a big boot and Freya chokeslams her. Off the ropes, Freya with the big legdrop and the 3.

WINNER: FREYA by pinfall.

"The PEC-Tacular Gunns": "Mr. PEC-Tacular" Jessie Godderz & "Shotgun" Tony Gunn vs. "Bankroll": "Big Money" Dimes & Ca$h Flo.

Jessie shoves Dimes away. Test of strength, and Jessie goes to the corner and tags Tony. Tony with a side headlock. DImes reverses into an armbar. Tony reverses and tags Jessie. Off the ropes, they hit a double back elbow. Tony tags back in and locks the arm. Dimes reverses and tags Ca$h. Tony tags Jessie in. They lock up and Ca$h drops Jessie face first into the mat. Jessie locks him up from behind, but Ca$h drives him back first into the corner. Jessie & Tony try to throw Ca$h off the ropes, but he shoves them both across and out of the ring. He picks up Dimes and launches him out on both of them. Ca$h takes the fight to Tony for a bit, but Tony gets angry and fires back. Tony charges him in the corner, then tags Jessie. Jessie charges him, then hits the spear for 2 as Dimes breaks the pin. Tony gets in and fights with Dimes to the outside. Jessie locks Ca$h in the Adonis Crab. Ca$h reaches the bottom rope and the hold has to be broken. Jessie charges Ca$h, but Ca$h catches him with a face first slam for 2. Dimes tags in and they double team him in the corner. Dimes covers Jessie for 2 as Tony breaks the pin. Ca$h & Tony fight to the outside. Dimes sets up for the Change Maker, but Eric Darkstorm comes out and distracts the ref. Meanwhile, Deget Bundlez trips Dimes and Jessie then rolls him up for the 3!

WINNERS: PEC-TACULAR GUNNS by pinfall.

After the match, all 4 teams end up back out at the ring and fighting, but it will be the Outrunners vs. the PEC-Tacular Gunns at All Systems Go!

 

OVW TV (HOUR 2):

Bryan Kennison, Dancin' Stevie J, & Shannon the Dude are on commentary, Eric Cornish & Linda Kay are the ring announcers.

NON-TITLE MATCH: "A1 Since Day 1" ZDP vs. OVW Rush Division Champion "The Hood Ninja" Hy Zaya.

They lock up. Off the ropes, Hy takes him down. He does the same a second time. A hip toss to ZDP, then a slam and some quick hits. Hy kicks him in the middle of the back. Hy with a double knee in the corner. He gets ZDP on his shoulders, but ZDP claws his eyes and hits a twisting neckbreaker. ZDp clubs him across the back, but Hy gets up and spears him and hits him. He hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker off the ropes, then the inverted piledriver for the 3.

WINNER: HY ZAYA by pinfall.

It's time for the Good Word with Reverend Ronnie Roberts! He says he is feeling real good again, great, stupendous, phenomenal, you might even say "All Systems Go"!

His special guest tonight is someone who doesn't know their opponent at the show, the National Champion, Mahabali Shera! Ronnie says to go through all the clues and see if he can figure out who it will be. Shera says he is the lion of the jungle and all the gifts he has been getting, he thinks he knows who sent them...Tony Gunn. Gunn comes out and says it is not him and if he wanted the National Title, he would come to his face like a man. An official walks out with another gift. It's horseshoes and a letter that says they are friends, but sorry about your da*n luck! Shera says he knows who it is and next week, he will show him why he is the king of the jungle. 

"The Legacy of Brutality": Big Zo & Steve Michaels (w/ Josh Ashcraft)"The East End Villain" vs. "Level X": "Unforgettable" Axton Ray & "The Sultan of the Sky" Blanco Loco (w/Dream Girl Ellie).

Axton with quick kicks and hits to Steve. Loco tags in and they double team Steve in the corner with some kicks to the head. Zo tags in and Loco is worked over for a bit. He makes the hot tag to Axton. Josh gets in with a chair to hit Axton, but Ellie low blows him with the barbed wire baseball bat. Axton & Loco double team Steve with some knees and kicks. Axton finishes Steve off for the 3.

WINNERS: LEVEL X by pinfall.

"Hollyhood" Haley J vs. "The Daughter of 1,000 Maniacs" Shawna Reed.

Haley has horrible makeup on and doesn't know it. Haley fires away on Reed. She kicks her and chokes her in the ropes. Haley with a kick to the face. Leila Grey walks out and gets Haley's attention. She holds up a mirror and Haley is beside herself. Reed rolls her up from behind and gets the 3!

WINNER: SHAWNA by pinfall.

OVW Heavyweight Champion "Rockstar" Ryan Howe (w/"Guit-Arie") & OVW Kentucky Champion "Flawless" Jake Lawless vs. Omar Amir & "Goodfella" Matt Vine.

Howe attacks Vine and Vine gets double teamed as the ref gets Omar out of the ring into his corner. They stomp him in the corner and throw him out of the ring. Jake stomps on him and Howe chokes him from the apron. Jake covers for 2 as Vine has his foot on the ropes. Howe tags in and drops a fist. He covers for 2. Vine tries to fire back, but Howe knees him. He locks in a submission. Vine tries to work up, but Howe pulls him back down to the mat. Jake tags in and has Vine locked up, but Vine hits a chinbuster. He kicks Jake to the corner where he tags Howe. Howe hits Vine in the back before he can tag out to Omar. Omargets the hot tag and fires away on Howe. He hits the overhead release suplex, splash in the corner, and t-bone suplex. Jake tags in and kicks Omar. Jake & Howe go for a clothesline to Omar, but he ducks and hits a flying clothesline to them. Omar tries to pull Jake up on the apron, but Howe pulls Jake down and they take a timeout on the floor. Howe rolls Jake back in, and Omar hits Island Time for 2 as Howe breaks the pin. Arie is on the apron. Howe & Jake take advantage as Howe kicks Omar into a double knee from Jake. Howe tags Jake back in and snapmares Omar. Jake hits a running boot to the face and covers for 1. Jake works over the left arm of Omar and tags Howe. Howe kicks him in the head and smacks him in the face. He goes to kick him, but Omar catches him and slams him. Both men tag out. Vine with a Lou Thesz press to jake. He clotheslines him and hits a swinging neckbreaker. Vine with a big vertical suplex. Howe gets in and Omar comes in and clotheslines them both out of the ring. Vine catches Jake with Sweet Chin Music for the 3.

WINNERS: VINE & OMAR by pinfall.

This ended the TV taping.

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