TONIGHT:
-Haley J meets Maria James in a mother vs. daughter NO DQ match!
-Dark Kloudz will do battle in a grudge match against Kal Herro and his special backup, Scotty 2 Hotty!
-OVW Heavyweight Champion Jack Vaughn defends the gold against former champion Omar Amir!
-Crixus clashes with Lustful Lawrence in a casket match!
-Luke Kurtis is in an I Quit Match against Jared Kripke!
-The Outrunners try to regain the OVW Tag Team Titles from Bankroll!
-Plus, Leila Grey defends the Women's Title against Freya the Slaya, and much more!
Without further ado:
Here we go...
Eric Cornish is the ring announcer, Bryan Kennison & Josh Ashcraft are on commentary.
Suave with some quick arm drags. Dunn throws a book at him and delivers a throat thrust. He headbutts him, then throws him hard into the corner. Suave is pulled back to his feet, kicks Dunn, knees him in the face, then clotheslines him. He drives an elbow into him to the mat for 2. Dunn catches Suave with a knee to the midsection. He grabs a book, but the ref takes it away. Dunn turns around into a spinning forearm, followed by a compactor for the 3.
WINNER: SUAVE by pinfall.
PRE-SHOW: "Guit-Arie" Alexander (w/Ryan Von Rockit) vs. "La Princesa" Tiffany Nieves.
They lock up. Arie takes control due to interference from Ryan grabbing Tiffany's foot. Arie chokes her with her boot in the corner, then in the ropes. Arie kicks her down to the mat and covers for 1. Arie with a snapmare and kick to the face. She locks in a sleeper hold. Tiffany works her way up, but Arie pulls her down by the hair. Tiffany with a chinbuster. Arie runs into a back elbow, then Tiffany hits her with some clotheslines and a step up enziguri. She kicks Ryan off the apron by accident. Arie grabs her from behind, but she rolls her up and gets the 3.
WINNER: TIFFANY by pinfall.
They lock up. Loco with some chops and a kick to the head from the apron. He flies in with a cross body. He goes up again, but Bizo pulls him off and clotheslines him. Bizo plants Loco on the mat and talks trash to the crowd. He slams Loco and drops an elbow. Loco fires back, but runs into a Bizo-buster. Bizo uppercuts him in the corner. He then shoulders him in the midsection. He chokes him with his knee in Loco's throat. Bizo with a bearhug. Loco claps the ears to break free. He catches Bizo with some kicks and a cutter off the ropes. Loco goes up, but Bizo hits the ropes and Loco falls across the top turnbuckle. Bizo lifts him on his shoulders for the Bizo Bomb, but Loco headscissors out into the turnbuckle. Loco goes back up and nails a corkscrew dive onto Bizo for the 3.
WINNER: LOCO by pinfall.
NON-TITLE MATCH: OVW Kentucky Heavyweight Champion "The Immaculate" Joe Mack vs. "The Galaxy Collector" Danny Astro.
Astro flips into the ring, square into the big boot from Mack. 1-2-3.
WINNER: MACK by pinfall.
After the match, Mack continuously stomps Astro. He sets him up for a powerbomb as another official and Doug Basham run out. Mack has a staredown with Basham before leaving the ring.
A quick set of back and forth offense early as Vine plows through Ryan, but then a series of suplex reversals ends with Ryan on the apron and he pulls Vine back across the ropes as he leaps off the apron. He covers for 2. He hits a reverse cross body for 2. Ryan with a sleeper. He misses the rock 'n' roll fistdrop and Vine clotheslines him and hits a backdrop. He sets up for Sweet Chin Music and nails it, but he is close to the ropes. Arie puts Ryan's foot on the bottom rope. Ryan rakes Vine's eyes and hits a running knee for 2 as Vine gets his foot on the bottom rope. Ryan goes to leap out of the corner, but Vine hits him from behind. He tries to slam him off, but Arie is holding on to Ryan. Vine pulls Ryan's pants down to expose he is wearing a thong, and slams him off. He misses Sweet Chin Music after Arie grabs his foot, but then ducks a kick from Howe. He hits a huge side slam and gets the 3.
WINNER: VINE by pinfall.
Jared goes after Luke on the ramp as he brings out a baby onesie that reads "Certified Cutie". In the ring, Jared hits a back body drop. Luke tries to kick him away, but Jared comes right back, clotheslining Luke back to the floor. Jared dives out on him and throws him into the barricade. Jared kicks him and hits his head off the barricade. Luke doesn't quit, but comes back with some chops. Jared fires back with chops, but misses a double knee in the corner. Luke hits a backdrop and rolls out. He pulls Jared into the ringpost, giving him a wishbone. Jared refuses to quit and Luke pounds the mic into his head. He hits Jared in the corner. Jared fires back and clotheslines him. He locks in a sleeper and hits him in the head. He stomps him and locks in a chinlock, but Luke drives him into the corner to break the hold. He delivers a suplex. Jared comes back with a backstabber and catapults him into the bottom rope. Luke doesn't quit as Jared stomps him and goes up top. Jared misses an elbow drop off the top. Luke goes up now and hits a flying headbutt. He rolls out and grabs a chair. Jared hits him and grabs the chair. Luke kicks Jared as he goes to hit him with the chair. He cracks Jared across the back. He grabs a belt from a photographer at ringside and hits the photographer with it. He then goes in and chokes Jared with it, but Jared kicks him below the belt. Jared now has the belt and whips Luke with it. He wraps it around Luke's neck and drops him with a neckbreaker. Jared chokes Luke with the belt and Luke quits.
WINNER: KRIPKE.
Dream Girl Ellie vs. "The International Swiss Sensation" Michelle Green.
Green with the early offense. She tries some quick pins and splashes Ellie in the corner. Ellie fires back with a kick and seated clothesline. Green comes back with a rollup with tights for 2 as the ref catches her. Ellie fires up, dropkicks Green in the ropes, then plants her with a double underhook piledriver for the 3.
WINNER: ELLIE by pinfall.
After the match, Green clocks Ellie from behind.
OVW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: "The Outrunners": Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd vs. "Bankroll": Ca$h Flo & "Big Money" Dimes (c).
Ca$h charges Turbo in the corner, as Dimes runs around the apron and leaps off with a forearm to Truth. Ca$h goes up and hits the Payload on Turbo, but Truth pulls him out. The Outrunners leave, but Bankroll follows them to the back and drags them back out. Ca$h chops Turbo and aids Dimes with a 619. Dimes helps Ca$h flip in from the apron onto Turbo, then sets up for a chokeslam. The ref tries to get Ca$h back in his corner as Truth gets in and nails Dimes from behind. Blind tags and double teams to Dimes, before he is able to make a hot tag back to Ca$h. Ca$h fires away on all cylinders. He splashes them in opposite corners and slams Turbo. Dimes goes up top and dives onto Truth who is sneaking in. Ca$h with a chop to Turbo. Ca$h & Turbo collide head-to-head and fall to the mat. Truth sneaks a title to Turbo. The ref sees it and pulls it away. Ca$h knocks Turbo into the ref. Blanco Loco runs out to pull the other title away from Truth, but pulls it right into Dimes' face. Ca$h goes up for Payload. Truth tries to grab him, but Ca$h kicks him off. He hits Payload, but Turbo was holding a title and Ca$h is hurt. Turbo rolls over for the cover, but the Dark Reverend & the Nephilim run out and attack everyone, making the ref call for the bell.
NO CONTEST.
WOMEN'S TITLE MATCH: "The Queen of the North" Freya the Slaya vs. "The Unstoppable Danger" Leila Grey (c).
They lock up and the ref (Aaron Grider, who went on a date with Freya) yells at Leila to stay out of Freya's hair. Leila kicks at the legs of Freya. She knocks her into the ropes and delivers double knees across her back. Freya catches her in the ropes and drops a leg across the back of her head. Freya chokes her in the ropes as the ref checks his shoe. Freya delivers a suplex and locks her in a submission. Leila starts to fire back, but runs into a big boot. Freya scoops her up and slams her, but misses an elbow drop. Leila kicks her in the gut and tries to lock her up, but freya knees her and goes for another suplex. Leila gets free and hits a tornado DDT. She hits a high knee in the corner. She charges again, but Freya catches her and sets her on the top turnbuckle. Leila kicks her away and delivers a flying body press. Leila hits the facebuster off her knee and the ref slowly counts to 2 before acting like his arm hurts. Leila argues with him as Freya rolls her up from behind with a handful of tights. The ref counts a fast 3!
WINNER and NEW WOMEN'S CHAMPION: FREYA by pinfall.
Crixus offers a handshake, but Lustful spits in his face. Crixus rushes him and they pound away at each other on the mat. Crixus headbutts him, but Lustful kicks him through the ropes. Lustful suplexes him back in from the apron. He bites Crixus, then hits him with a powerslam off the ropes. Lustful pounds him on the mat. Crixus kicks him in the head. They fight on the apron. They clothesline each other back in, then Crixus clotheslines him back to the floor. Crixus gets hit with the kendo stick he brought out, then Lustful chokes him with one of the wires on the floor. Lustful hits him with the kendo again and chokes him with it. Lustful hits him into the steps. Lustful takes him toward the ramp and suplexes him on it. Lustful opens the casket, but Crixus pulls him back to the ring. Crixus hits him and kicks him out to the floor. Crixus dives out and goes to put him in, but the rest of the Fallen arrive. ZDP 2.0, Amon, the Dark Reverend, & the Nephilim attack him, then ram the casket into him. They put the casket in the ring. Lustful goes to hit the One Night Stand, but Crixus shoves him off into Amon. Crixus closes the casket on Amon and the Fallen crash to the mat. Lustful starts gyrating and rips off his black kilt to reveal leopard print tights. Crixus hugs him, but Amon gets back out of the casket and the Fallen get back to their feet and attack Crixus & Luscious, leaving them laying.
NO CONTEST.
They go right at each other and fight to the floor. Omar hits him off the apron and around ringside. Back in, Omar splashes him in the corner and continues to fire away. Omar with a dropkick and another splash attempt, but Jack catches him and rams him into the opposite corner. Jack picks him up and plants him into the corner again. Jack locks in a sleeper. Omar works up and stomps his foot, but Jack pulls him back into a backdrop. Jack chops him in the corner. Omar chops and fires back, but runs into a knee to the midsection. Jack struts into an elbow drop for 2. He chokes Omar in the ropes. Omar starts to fire back again, but Jack throws him hard into the corner. Jack throws Omar face first into the top turnbuckle and knees him. He throws Omar hard into the opposite corner and hits a sidewalk slam for 2. Jack with a backbreaker and stretches him out. Omar comes firing back again. Off the ropes, Jack catches Omar with a spinebuster. Jack climbs up top and nails the flying elbow drop. He covers, but Omar is under the bottom rope. Omar ducks a big boot. Jack chops him, but Omar blocks the last one and chops and hits back. Omar moves away from a charge and hits a running clothesline. He nails a t-bone suplex, then another. He hits a belly-to-belly, then sets up and hits a splash to the back of Jack. Omar goes up and hits a flying clothesline. Jack grabs something from his ring jacket. The ref sees it and takes it away. Jack then grabs some brass knuckles and clocks Omar behind the ref's back and picks up the 3. The ref raises Jack's arm and the knucks fall out. The ref reverses the decision.
WINNER: OMAR by DQ, but STILL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: VAUGHN.
"Dark Kloudz": "Elusive" Eric Darkstorm & "Hustla" Deget Bundlez vs. "The Fanny Pack Kid" Kal Herro & Scotty 2 Hotty.
Kal starts with Deget, but quickly Eric gets in and double teams Kal as the ref tries to keep Scotty in his corner. DKZ drop Kal across the top rope and Deget stomps him. He wraps Kal's shoulder up in the ropes and cranks on it. Eric tags in and throws Kal to the corner. He runs into a back elbow, then another. Kal goes to make the tag, but Eric blocks his path. Kal goes for a DDT, but Eric holds the ropes and Kal hits the mat. Kal is able to break free and tag Scotty as Eric tags Deget. Scotty fires away and takes Deget down in position for the Worm. Eric comes in and throws Scotty into the ringpost. Eric hits him and locks in a sleeper. Scotty works out and chops him. Eric reverses and hits Scotty in the corner. Eric drops him to the mat and drops a fist. Eric holds him down for Deget to come in and strut and drop an elbow. Deget hits him in the corner, but Scotty starts to fire back again. Deget grabs his foot and drags him back to their corner, where he tags Eric back in. Eric rakes his eyes and tags Deget. Deget with a snapmare and cover for 2. Deget misses a legdrop from the second rope. Eric gets the tag and drags Scotty away from his corner. Scotty kicks at him, misses an enziguri, but moves from an elbow drop. He tags Kal. Kal fires away on Eric and Deget, hitting some bionic elbows. He covers Eric for 2 as Deget breaks the pin. Deget & Scotty trade shots in the middle of the ring. Scotty takes him to the mat and nails the Worm! Eric runs in and gets kicked by Scotty. Kal hits a knee to the face and picks up the 3.
WINNERS: SCOTTY & KAL by pinfall.
After the match, Kal presents Scotty with an honorary fanny pack. Kal does a jitterbug and Scotty dances before talking Kal into during the Worm!
Maria is reluctant to fight. Haley smacks her and Maria shoves her on her butt. Maria doesn't want to fight regardless of what the fans want. Haley throws a bucket at her. Haley swings a crutch at her, but Maria blocks it. Haley dares her to hit her. She keeps shoving Maria. Haley hits her in the corner, then hits her with a trash can lid. Maria is still keeping her cool. Haley hits her with a crowbar, then chokes her with a cord. Haley throws a chair in the ring as the fans chant for tables. Haley obliges and brings out a table from under the ring. Haley throws another chair in, then some bats wrapped in thumbtacks. Haley hits Maria and kicks her in the corner. Haley grabs one of the chairs and tells her to fight her. Haley cracks Maria in the head with the chair. She hits her in the leg and then the head with the thumbtack bats, before superkicking her in the face. She hits her some more with the thumbtack bat before Maria grabs her arm and paddles her backside with a ping pong paddle. Maria puts her hair up and grabs some trash can lids. Haley grabs a box of popcorn, then takes a lid away from Maria and hits her with it. Haley empties the box of popcorn, and it's really a box of thumbtacks. Haley sets the table up in the corner and hits Maria with the trash can lid some more. Maria blocks Haley and suplexes her on the thumbtacks! Maria headbutts her. Haley hits her with the bat and a chair. Haley kicks her in the face. Maria kicks her down into the thumbtacks. Maria throws her toward the table, but Haley stops herself, then kicks Maria in the face. She hits her with the crowbar, then the trash can lid. Haley wraps her knee up in the ropes and stands on it. Off the ropes, they double clothesline each other on the pile of thumbtacks. Haley gets up and spears Maria through the table and gets the 3.
WINNER: HALEY J by pinfall.
After the match, Haley gets back in and hugs Maria and helps her out of the ring.
*AS ALWAYS, THANKS FOR READING!
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