Sunday, January 6, 2013
OVW Saturday Night Special January 2013 Results
Without further ado:
Here we go...
The Coalition: "General" Crimson, "The He-Man of Homeland Security" Jason Wayne, "The British Admiral" Doug Williams, "The Kamikaze of Combat Communications" Joe Coleman, the Wild Cards' Shiloh Jonze & Raul LaMotta, & "Sergeant" Jack Black vs. Team OVW: James "Moose" Thomas, "Smooth" Johnny Spade, the Mascara Mafia's Paredyse & Espy, & Chris Silvio. The Coalition made Terry Boddie leave the ring and brought in their "Sergeant Major" Michael Titus to announce the group. It's worth noting they had an 8th man entirely hidden in camouflage outside the ring. Crimson & Wayne then sent their group to the entrance to ambush Team OVW when they entered. Espy & Paredyse were out first and came out the opposite curtain. They ran into the ring and hit Crimson & Wayne from behind and the group retreated as Spade & Moose made their way out. The war then started. The numbers advantage helped the Coalition to start as they knocked the Mascara Mafia & Spade from the ring. They ganged up on Moose and put a chair around his leg. Before Wayne could jump on it from the top rope, Silvio's music hit and he came out and went to town on the Coalition. A lot of chaos and back and forth. First, Coleman got his money's worth getting hit by a double butt bump from the Mascara Mafia and then getting some loud and nasty chops from Spade. Paredyse then took some punishment for a bit before he was able to tag in Silvio. Referee Chris Sharpe had his hands full trying to keep members from both sides from entering the ring.
A lot of chaos as things started to get out of control. There was a giant 6-person suplex/powerbomb in the corner taking out half of the competitors. Spade went to super kick Crimson, but accidentally nailed Silvio. Crimson went for a spear, but accidentally speared Doug Williams. Crimson then did turn around into a super kick from Spade. Wayne then hits Spade with the steel rod, before turning into a Moose Kick. Moose gets the pin for the win. WINNERS: TEAM OVW. After the match, the camouflaged guy and the Coalition retreated. Wayne got up surrounded by Team OVW and turned around into a kiss from Paredyse to add insult to injury. MY VIEW: Team OVW won this battle, but is the war over? And who is the mysterious camouflaged man that was with the Coalition?
HARDCORE GRUDGE MATCH: Flash Flanagan (w/Josette Bynum) vs. Trailer Park Trash. Josette grabs the mic away from ring announcer Terry Boddie and hands it to Flash. He says he knows Trash didn't show up, because he stayed at home with his fat daughter! Trash came flying out and chased Flash around the ring where Flash grabbed Josette and threw her into Trash, allowing him to hit Trash from behind. He hits Trash with a chair and then with a metal sign. Trash rolls back in the ring and as Flash goes to grab him, Trash hits him with a garbage can lid. Trash lays in some chops in the corner, and then throws Flash to the outside. Trash grabs a wooden door from under the ring and sets it up between the guardrail and ring. They fight back and forth, but Trash flips over Flash and powerbombs him through the door.
Trash gets back up first and gets another door and a table from under the ring. He sets up the table and goes back after Flash. Flash is back on his feet and throws a chair at Trash's head. Flash sets up 2 chairs on the inside of the ring. He goes for a powerbomb, but Trash flips him over and through the chairs. Trash sets up the other door as Flash starts to come back with some blows. Flash throws him off the ropes and backflips him over the top rope and through the door on the outside. Flash climbs to the top rope and dives on to Trash on the outside. He only gets a 2 count. Flash grabs the door and sets it up across the second turnbuckle. Trash fights back and rams Flash's face into the door 3 or 4 times. He chops Flash down and goes for the pin, but only gets 2. Flash comes back and hits a flying neckbreaker. 2 count. Flash gets mad at referee Chris Sharpe and punches him in the chin knocking him to the outside. He sets up a chair in the corner. He goes to grab Trash, but Trash hits a chinbuster and a DDT. He goes up top and hits a flying leg drop, but there is no ref to pin. Referee Josh Ashcraft runs out, but after the long time, Flash kicks out at 2. Trash puts Flash's head in a chair and climbs to the top, but Josh won't allow it. Trash gets down and knocks out Josh. He goes back up to the top rope, but Josette grabs his leg. Flash gets back up and throws Trash from the top rope through the table set up on the outside. Flash covers him on the outside where Sharpe is regaining consciousness and gets the 3. WINNER: FLASH by pinfall. MY TAKE: Flash won the match and a roster spot. You can see the aftermath in the picture above with the broken table, which begs the question, did he officially "take out the Trash"?
This SNS was another great show. The ladder match and hardcore match were outstanding. I thought they were bringing someone in as the mystery partner for Team OVW, but Silvio finally made his return. This Wednesday night, it looks like we will find out the status of Trash and what will happen with him sidelined. Monday night, I will be debuting a new ranking system. As always, thanks for reading!